Augh, come on! Now that's gotta be racist, yeah?
Sonic For Hire: Cold Blood (known on the Rooster Teeth website as Cold Blooded) is the third episode of the eighth season of the Sonic For Hire series and is the ninety-fourth episode overall.
Synopsis[]
Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.
Plot[]
Sonic is bedazzled at Morty's coding skills, while Jim tries to prove he is worth something by skipping rope with himself. While Eggman excuses himself to eat burgers out of the former illegal cocaine and hooker sex dumpster, Tails and Sonic leave to do some research on annoying gaming tropes. They decide to start with Ice Levels by going into the world of Ice Climber. Sonic decides to get advice from Popo and Nana, whom he dubs "Eskimos", much to the concern of Tails, who is afraid that the term may be racist. The two climbers greet and introduce them, admitting that they ARE in fact Eskimos, and claiming "It's cool when [they] say it." Nana tries to explain the concept of their game, but are interrupted when Thunderhead (who is somehow no longer a zombie) swoops by on a Condor, offering his trademark Asswine. Sonic tells the Barbarian to leave, but Popo accepts his offer and soon they all end up chilling with mountains of Asswine, Tails passed out, another Sonic that just so happens to be an eggplant, and Thunderhead being raped by a polar bear. The climbers question the presence of eggplants as a reward for their hardships, which leads Sonic to deduce that they not bother with the game and keep the polar bear. Meanwhile, Jim, drunk, is getting progressively angry at Morty for supposedly taking his spot, despite the fact that Morty has no self-confidence and only exists to code the game despite the fact he isn't getting paid. In an attempt to show off his skills, Jim accidentally shoots Morty, killing him. And since Morty is outside his world of origin, he is permanently dead. Meanwhile, Eggman continues scavenging the dumpster for burgers when a girl approaches her, claiming herself to be his daughter.
Character Appearances[]
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Dr. Eggman
- Earthworm Jim
- Morty
- Popo (debut)
- Nana (debut)
- Condor (debut)
- Gilius Thunderhead
- Polar Bear (debut)
- Eggette (debut)
Transcript[]
Trivia[]
- Morty somehow got his legs recovered and put back onto his body, despite being sliced off in the previous episode.
- This is the second episode where the first stage from the NES version of Double Dragon appears, the first being "Toe Jam & Earl."
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