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Sonic For Hire: Mortal Kombat is the fifth episode of the second season of the Sonic For Hire series and is the eighteenth episode overall.


When asked to help out a special needs kid, Sonic realizes he is pitted in a death match against a mentally handicapped Outworld creature.


Sonic is in Mortal Kombat, facing off against Goro in the ring. Sonic believes there has been a misunderstanding, as he was told he was simply helping out a "special needs" kid. Sub-Zero enters and claims that Goro is actually mentally retarded. Sonic is okay with this information, hoping he can just take Goro to an aquarium or get him ice cream but is still baffled as to why he needs to battle him to the death. Sub-Zero tells him that it's what he does for fun instead of normal kid stuff. Sonic then sarcastically agrees to battle him, quipping that he wants Goro to have a big smile when he rips his arms off. Sub-Zero agrees and asks Sonic to scream too, as it makes Goro laugh. Sonic then questions Shang Tsung, on his throne, if watching 2 people beat each other to death is the only way he is entertained, and if he has collected enough souls already. He then advises him to read books, watch a poster, go on a tandem bike ride: to live life. the sorcerer shuns him and starts the fight. Goro immediately grabs Sonic and starts bashing his head in. Soniqua then arrives and saves her father by running the Shokan down with her wheels. Sonic half-heartedly apologizes to his daughter for trying to kill her and finally agrees to give her ice cream. Unfortunately, Soniqua no longer craves ice cream, but rather "man flesh" and starts tearing away at Goro's corpse. Sonic is disturbed enough to say only two words: "Holy. Shit."

Character Appearances


ve Sonic For Hire Episodes
Season 1 1 Paperboy2 Punch Drunk3 Toe Jam & Earl4 Robotnik5 Street Fighter6 Earthworm Jim7 Burger Time8 Oregon Trail9 Metroid10 Kirby11 Tetris12 Golden Axe13 Kid Icarus
Season 2 14 ExciteBike15 Dig Dug16 PacMan17 Bomberman18 Mortal Kombat19 Ice Hockey20 Toad21 Angry Birds22 Double Dragon23 Frogger24 Donkey Kong Country25 The Battle: Part 0126 The Battle: Part 02
Season 3 27 Tapper28 Link29 Peach30 Casino Zone: Part One31 Casino Zone: Part Two32 Casino Zone: Part Three33 Tecmo Bowl34 The War: Part One35 The War: Part Two36 Wrestlemania37 Duck Hunt38 Contra39 It's On
Season 4 40 "Restart"41 Atari42 Final Fantasy43 Pokemon44 Cash Explosion45 Scribblenauts46 MegaMan47 The New Kirby48 Mass Effect49 Two Bad Characters50 El Padrino51 Movie Magic52 The Red Carpet
Season 5 53 Star Fox54 Aliens55 Joust56 Blaster Master57 Mother Brain58 Asteroids59 Destroy Venom60 Star Wars61 Rocket Knight Adventures62 StarCraft63 Shadow64 Falco65 Space Chicken
Season 6 66 Chrono Trigger67 Sonic Knuckles68 Streets of Rage69 Eggman70 Crash Bandicoot71 Thunderhead72 The Avengers73 Return Of The Plumber74 Soniqua Mad75 Flaming Bag of Poop76 Things Get Messy77 This Can't Be Good78 Reset
Season 7 79 Rebuild80 Back To Work81 Elevator Action82 Kung Fu83 TMNT84 Wreck It Ralph85 Castlevania86 Ghosts 'n Goblins87 Battletoads88 A Link To The Past89 Gears of War90 Lowbrow91 The Creator
Season 8 92 Sonic Mania93 We're Back!94 Cold Blood95 New Blood96 Sonic Begins97 Back Together98 Sonic's Bad Idea99 Comeback!