Sonic helps Toe Jam and Earl capture humans, or so he believes...
Sonic is tasked by the duo Toe Jam & Earl (of Toe-Jam & Earl) to capture humans by trapping them inside jars. Sonic happily claims this as the best job ever and becomes overjoyed when he finds out that the job pays "1 billion trillion Funkotron Bucks" (which converts up to "1 Zillion USD"). As Sonic rejoices for his success, it turns out that the whole experience was a hallucination from LSD and gets woken up by Tails. Sonic claims that he has Tails' rent money, but Tails states that he got high four days ago, wandered off, mistook a garbage bag and busted office chair as Toe Jam & Earl, and injured several bystanders by throwing glass jars at them. Finally snapping back into reality, Sonic leaves the area with Tails before the cops can arrive.
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Toe Jam (debut)
- Earl (debut)
- Camera Man (debut)
- Baseball Boy (debut)
- Pigtail Girl (debut)
- Poodle Lady (debut)
- Jackhammer Man (debut)
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Bystanders (debut)
- The background that Sonic and Tails are in is from the first stage of the NES version of Double Dragon.
- This is the first time we see Tails' updated arm color to match his fur.
- This is Mike Parker's favorite episode of Sonic For Hire.
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